'Customs and Exercise.'
Border Control Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for a border control buff? Discover clever designs and playful items that match their enthusiasm for customs, borders, and security. From humorous mugs to eye-catching t-shirts, these products celebrate their passion with wit and charm. Whether they work in the field or just have a keen interest, find something that resonates with their dedication and adds a dash of humor to their day.
Where has he been so long?
"Quick! Suspend the Schengen agreement! Close the borders!!"
'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'
Conrad Black: 'Let us cross into Canada immediately! The Florida climate is killing my wife.'
"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"
Biden immigration laws.
"To wall or not to wall, that is the question. . ."
Schengen
Europe and immigration.
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
Viva Belarus!
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
'Boy, look at his personal space!'
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
"He's an asylum seeker."
The Best Defense for Trump's Wall
Merker & Migrants
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Passport Photo
Child Migrants
"Maximum quarantine protocol."
"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."
Last Customs Post Before the Border
"Suspected illegal alien."
Europe
US Asylum
Border Control Buff Gifts Collection
Border Control Buff Mugs
Explore our range of border control themed mugs and find the perfect cup to start their day with humor and style.
Border Control Buff Pillows
Discover our playful border control pillows, adding personality and comfort to their home or office decor.
Border Control Buff Prints
Browse our border control prints and add a fun, artistic touch to their space, celebrating their enthusiasm for border security.
Border Control Buff T-Shirts
Check out our collection of border control-inspired t-shirts, ideal for casual wear and showcasing their passion with wit and personality.