Border Control Buff Pillows

'Customs and Exercise.'

Where has he been so long?

"Quick! Suspend the Schengen agreement! Close the borders!!"

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

Conrad Black: 'Let us cross into Canada immediately! The Florida climate is killing my wife.'

"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"

Biden immigration laws.

"To wall or not to wall, that is the question. . ."

Schengen

Europe and immigration.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Viva Belarus!

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

"He's an asylum seeker."

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

Merker & Migrants

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Passport Photo

Child Migrants

"Maximum quarantine protocol."

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

Last Customs Post Before the Border

"Suspected illegal alien."

Europe

US Asylum