Migrant Caravan Threatening the US
Border Control Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for a border control officer, security personnel, or enthusiast? Our collection features playful and thought-provoking items that highlight their critical role with a touch of humor and personality. Perfect for those who appreciate a clever nod to their profession or interest, our products are designed to bring a smile to anyone involved in border and customs work.
Help Wanted.
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
"To wall or not to wall, that is the question. . ."
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Viva Belarus!
"It's marzipan pigs."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
Crossing Borders
'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'
Frontex
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
'Customs and Exercise.'
Where has he been so long?
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
"I'm taking back control of my borders!!"
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
Biden immigration laws.
Trump bullies Mexico
Stop! Mad cows are forbidden to cross the border!
'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
Passport Photo
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Europe
Last Customs Post Before the Border
US Asylum
Border Guard
Border Control Gifts Collection
Border Control Mugs
Explore our complete range of border control-themed mugs and find the perfect humorous or thoughtful design for your coffee-loving security enthusiast.
Border Control Pillows
Discover our border control pillows—an amusing and comfy way to add personality to any room for those who work or care about border security.
Border Control Prints
Browse our border control prints for witty, stylish artwork that celebrates border security professionals with a humorous touch.
Border Control T-Shirts
Check out our border control t-shirts for clever, funny designs that highlight the world of security and border management with style.