Bootleg Collector Pillows

"Some bargain - it's dubbed in Serbo-Croatian."

Robert Fripp

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"They're comfortable."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Out of kilter.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"Too much club."

'Our giant sale now on!'

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'