Bootleg Collector Prints

"Some bargain - it's dubbed in Serbo-Croatian."

"They're comfortable."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Out of kilter.

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Too much club."

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Men talking about the boots of the period

'Me, I'm home-schooled: Getting to and from school was taking too much of my time...'

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'