Boot Finder Pillows

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"They're comfortable."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Hither and Yon sign

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Scurile travels

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Men talking about the boots of the period

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Trying on boots

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

"You didn't shake out your boot."

"Look Mom it's spring."

How?

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

'Touching.'

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