Boot Camp Challenger Pillows

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Escher flat-pack furniture

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

The best baker in Bath!

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

Medieval Patent Office

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

Boot Camp. Barracks 18. This fluid is specially formulated to remove old polish from combat boots. Ah, a military solution!

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

Dangerous ideas

In and Out Tray

'That's an innovative idea...but we would never consider it. It hasn't been done before.'