Boot Camp Challenger Pillows

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Yes, that's our bathroom. We're a startup, so plumbing and running water is a luxury.'

Escher flat-pack furniture

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

The best baker in Bath!

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Irregular heartbeat. Due to irregular exercise.'

Medieval Patent Office

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

'Your fitness regime hasn't worked headmaster. The gym floor collapsed.'

Dangerous ideas

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

In and Out Tray

'That's an innovative idea...but we would never consider it. It hasn't been done before.'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.