Boot Camp Advocates Pillows

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

Great training promotes a safer working environment.

'Hmm. I think we may need to change the physical fitness requirements.'

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

'Hi Mom, Boot camp is fine, but I think our drill sergeant is hard of hearing. Every time we say something, he yells 'I can't hear you.''

'Don't make me take these home - 50p.' 'What WAS I thinking - 20p.' 'I know, I know ... - 10p.'

'Buy a spare pair of wellies...'

Giant Boot Sale Today

Grasshopper Boot Camp: 'When I say 'jump' you jump!'

Boots fall off.