Boot Camp Advocates Prints

Do you think I'm army material, Randy? I think you'd be a real asset to the army. Really? Pain is an asset, because otherwise, how would one appreciate pleasure? Loneliness is an asset, for otherwise how would one appreciate love? I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership. Death is an asset. How else would one cherish life?

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

Great training promotes a safer working environment.

'Hmm. I think we may need to change the physical fitness requirements.'

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

Boot Camp. Barracks 18. This fluid is specially formulated to remove old polish from combat boots. Ah, a military solution!

"I think boot camp would be much cheaper than a gym membership."

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

'Hi Mom, Boot camp is fine, but I think our drill sergeant is hard of hearing. Every time we say something, he yells 'I can't hear you.''

Small arms training

Homeschool Class Reunion. Were the name tags really necessary, mom? Dad. Sis. Tom.

Which sports camp is best for Teddy? Dunno. Each has something to recommend it. Dunno. Programs that will develop him as an athlete and leader. So which will it be�The closest to my office or cheapest in price? Tough call.

'Don't make me take these home - 50p.' 'What WAS I thinking - 20p.' 'I know, I know ... - 10p.'

'Buy a spare pair of wellies...'

Giant Boot Sale Today

"New year...New me...New you."

Grasshopper Boot Camp: 'When I say 'jump' you jump!'

Boots fall off.