Bookworm With A Knack For Home Projects Pillows

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

The Witches Discover The Wok

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Childhood

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Pastoring for Dummies