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"I think you might need a few more tools."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

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'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

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Auguste Comte

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

Man 'Gogols' the Overcoat.

'I know how you feel.'

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EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

Open Book Therapy

'My first wife said I was ignorant. My second said I bragged too much. My third said I was conceited. And so it is that my self-knowledge just keeps growing and growing.'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Make Your Portfolio BEARable.

"Curling up with a good book is one thing, but now you're taking a shelfie?"

'He's in the library.'

Have the author sign your kindle...

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Success Without Effort

How to show some hustle.