Bookworm In Denial Pillows

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

Teachers TV on the television - 'You there! Pay attention at home!'

"Sales of your book has been slow. We've decided to put it out on video."

Man is knocked unconscious by book entitled; 'How to cure insomnia'.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'He's been reading it for the past 20 years!'

'Someone who reads a lot of books is called 'well-read'. Why aren't I called 'Well-viewed'?'

"This ereader only has one book."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Pastoring for Dummies

The Colonel at home.

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

'Your honor, my client claims he's too poor to hire an attorney, pre-trial publicity counsel, and book agent.'