Bookworm In Denial Prints

"Whoa there, I'm not much for fancy book readin'."

Teachers TV on the television - 'You there! Pay attention at home!'

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

"Sales of your book has been slow. We've decided to put it out on video."

Man is knocked unconscious by book entitled; 'How to cure insomnia'.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'He's been reading it for the past 20 years!'

'Someone who reads a lot of books is called 'well-read'. Why aren't I called 'Well-viewed'?'

"This ereader only has one book."

TikTok

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

The book is so much better than the film..