Bookworm In Chaos Pillows

'Just pretend I'm not here.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Evil Exams!

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Life after death"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.

'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'

Cat Gag Gifts

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."