Bookworm Daydreamer Mugs

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"At least she's reading."

Childhood

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Reading in the family.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

The Book Club

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

"This manuscript is unbelievably mature for a first novel but, sadly, we don't publish the unbelievable."

Open Book Therapy

Edna O'Brien

'Meet the author's blog.'

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

"It's new reading light."

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

Beach days.

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Brain Traffic.

Book barn: now with 50% less irony