Dreaming Bookworms Mugs

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Home Sweet Home

Multi-Generational Books

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Mars Poppins

Jorge Luis Borges

In my day, they didn

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

Thomas Keneally

"At least she's reading."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

Books 'n' Carrots

The Book Club

William Wordsworth

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Bookworm Romance

Geoffrey Chaucer

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'

#NationalPoetryDay

The Raven - The Study at Night

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap

Agatha Christie