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"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Mars Poppins

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

Marcel Proust

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"At least she's reading."

Childhood

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Reading in the family.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

The Book Club

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

"This manuscript is unbelievably mature for a first novel but, sadly, we don't publish the unbelievable."

When love is blind.

Open Book Therapy

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

Edna O'Brien

'Meet the author's blog.'

'I've just finished the Great American Grant Application.'

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"Sometimes while eating in the classroom, I think about writing a children's book, which would begin, "Once upon a time there was something called a teachers' lounge. . .'."

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

"It's new reading light."

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

Beach days.

Brain Traffic.

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