"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."
Bookworm Caught In A Time Warp Gifts
Looking for a gift for the bookworm who seems to get lost in stories and lives a little outside of time? Our collection features witty and charming items that capture their love for reading and timeless adventures. From quirky mugs to cozy pillows and statement prints, find something that speaks to their bookish soul and lets them indulge in their favorite hobby in style.
'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
hard-boiled egg...
"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
K9 Literati
The Da Vinci Cod
"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."
'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
"Life after death"
Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?
Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.
"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."
'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'
A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'
Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
"Read the book!""See the movie!"
Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.
'I think I'll wait for the movie.'
"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"
1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.
The book is so much better than the film..
"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"
"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."
"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."
A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.
Pastoring for Dummies
"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"
The Colonel at home.
"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."
"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."
My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall
'Let's face it, we've been getting desperate for new titles.'
Bookworm Caught In A Time Warp Gifts Collection
Bookworm Caught In A Time Warp Mugs
Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for the bookworm caught in a time warp. Brighten their mornings with a cup full of stories and humor.
Bookworm Caught In A Time Warp Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to complement a literary-themed space. Ideal for the bookworm who dreams of timeless adventures.
Bookworm Caught In A Time Warp Prints
Enhance a reading corner with artistic prints that celebrate the eternal love of books and the whimsical idea of being in a time warp.
Bookworm Caught In A Time Warp T-Shirts
Discover stylish t-shirts for the book lover who’s always lost in a story and outside of time. Great for cozy days or casual outings.