Bookworm At Dinner Gifts

'How to Eat while Reading' and 'How to Read while Eating'.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

The Bookworm

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Edgar Allen Poe

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

hard-boiled egg...

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"