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Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Monster Self-Help

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

Meet the Oar-thor.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Pirate trying on parrots.

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

Our Staff Picks

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Robbers, burglars and shoplifters welcome! Our employees are trained to cooperate with you!

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

The New York Rebellion - When the Natives Decided to Take Back the Streets

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

Microfilm bookstore.

"I can't believe they didn't have cutting boards"