Bookstore Humor Pillows

Books. Fifty Shades of Grey. check Out. I'd like to return "Fifty Shades of Grey." I thought it was a guide to laundry for bachelors.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Monster Self-Help

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Meet the Oar-thor.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Pirate trying on parrots.

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

"... And you said this was you and your husband's first time shopping at Costco?"

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

Reading over someone's shoulder.

"Footwear's upstairs, Sir"

"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120

"I loved the book and the mini series, but I wasn't so keen on the the record or the movie etc

Our Staff Picks

Robbers, burglars and shoplifters welcome! Our employees are trained to cooperate with you!

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

"You got hiking boot in 58?"

Tolstoys R Us

Do you think Santa will be making a stop at Tiffany & Company tonight, Lance? Sorry to disappoint you, Gloria, but I spotted Santa's sleigh in the parking lot of Kmart & Company earlier.

"Will this be cash or consumer debt?"

The New York Rebellion - When the Natives Decided to Take Back the Streets

Microfilm bookstore.

He doesn't look sorry!