"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"
Bookstore Banter T-Shirts
Express your love for books and the playful spirit of bookstore banter with our witty t-shirts. Comfortable and fun, they're perfect for casual days filled with literary laughs.
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
Monster Self-Help
Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.
'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'
Book Thief in True Crime Department
Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.
Telling Self to Buzz Off
'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'
Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets
Books On Paper
Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books
'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'
Meet the Oar-thor.
'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'
'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'
"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."
Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.
'Got anything on happy marriages?'
'Self-help books for cynics'
"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."
"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."
Spirituality.
"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"
A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".
Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.
'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'
Horror
"I'm still looking, sir."
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Reincarnation section of a bookstore
Bookstore Banter T-Shirts Collection
Bookstore Banter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the charm and humor of bookstore banter, perfect for every book lover’s morning routine.
Bookstore Banter Pillows
Cozy up with pillows that highlight the fun of bookstore banter, perfect for relaxing in your favorite reading spot.
Bookstore Banter Prints
Add a touch of humor to your space with prints inspired by the lively culture of bookstore banter, making every wall a story.