Bookstore Banter Mugs

"I paid twelve quid for this and it only mentions nine!"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Monster Self-Help

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books On Paper

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

'Self-help books for cynics'

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

Check Out the Author 2 P.M.

Horror

'I didn't read your book, or see the movie, but my mother-in-law told me all about it!'

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

"How to spot a rip-off" Save thousands! Only £120

"I'm still looking, sir."