Bookish Superhero Pillows

Salon of Apartment 4-N

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

The practical psychopath

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Book Worm

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

John Galsworthy

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

The Farmer Sutra.

"Aquaman, it's great that you have these aquatic powers, but I wish you also didn't sh*t like a fish."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Meet The Ghostwriter