Bookish Superhero Gifts

Salon of Apartment 4-N

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

The practical psychopath

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"I do love you, but I love you as a crimefighter."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'If you're using this for research into your next book then you can sleep in the spare room!'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Book Worm

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"Aquaman, it's great that you have these aquatic powers, but I wish you also didn't sh*t like a fish."

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'I hate to break this to you, Clark, but your buns of steel have turned to jello.'

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Gullboy and Pigeonman

John Galsworthy

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

The Farmer Sutra.

Scientists discover a new Superbug