Bookish Reptile Gifts

Autodidactyl

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

K9 Literati.

'Cat Lit. You?'

Litteratti K9s.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

I like a good whodunit.

William Blake.

'nothing to worry about. According to this book of reptiles the snake is non-poisonous.'

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

Caricature of a professor

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

Hard to Reach Books.

The high fibre diet