Bookish Reptile Pillows

Autodidactyl

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'Cat Lit. You?'

Litteratti K9s.

K9 Literati.

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Dog Training. Most of the choices the dogs made for their book reports are logical. The labrador retriever chose "Catch-22." The terrier, who loves to dig, chose "Journey to the Center of the Earth." The basset hound is doing his on "The Howling." and the shar-pei picked "A Wrinkle in Time." But the dachshund's choice confuses me. Even with the ground-hugging physique, he selected "Wuthering Heights."

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"We've read your crime-thriller novel and have decided to publish it. As a coloring book."

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"You know, it's a picture book. Needless to say, it doesn't have a lot of narrative scope."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'nothing to worry about. According to this book of reptiles the snake is non-poisonous.'

I like a good whodunit.

William Blake.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Dolphin tries to 'look inside' a book about Dolphin Tails

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"I wish I'd never taught him to read - now he takes forever to go to the bathroom."

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

'For the last time...TURN THAT LIGHT OFF AND GO TO SLEEP!'

Caricature of a professor

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Cat Reads 'Natural Food'.

Hard to Reach Books.