Bookish Maestro Pillows

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Orchestra.

Audio Books

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Cook in the cookery section.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

The Violin Artist

Pathology.

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"We like your determination to develope a new investment strategy."

"School is loverly this time of year."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'Camilo José Cela'

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

"I decided to self-publish."

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

Pianist with Knife and Fork.

Money Hog

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

"I'll be your maitre D# this evening."

Man uses a television to hold up his book.