Bookish Entertainer Pillows

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Hard to follow...'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Cook in the cookery section.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Book Worm

Reading in the family.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Will Self deprecation

John Galsworthy

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Larry's Literary Market.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

William Blake.