Bookish Junior Gifts

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Note Book

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

'If you're opening a joint account, Dr. Jekyll, the other account holder has to be here to sign.'

I like a good whodunit.

Anna Burns

Bookworms

Pathology.

William Blake.

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

'It's okay dear. He's my ghostwriter.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Book shop

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"School is loverly this time of year."

Nonviolent Clue.

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"Shh, too much racket."

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"I decided to self-publish."

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

"Watson - look! The Cheshire cat burglar!"

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

Man reading 'how to swim' book whilst swimming.

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

Man with barking dog on lead sees Cheshire cat in tree.