Bookish Partners Gifts

Bookworms

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Cook in the cookery section.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Sensitivity Reader

Pathology.

I like a good whodunit.

William Blake.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

Book shop

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"School is loverly this time of year."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"I decided to self-publish."

"Shh, too much racket."

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

'He learnt it all from a book - 'Play Like Boris Becker'.'