Bookish Partners Gifts

Bookworms

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Cook in the cookery section.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

Building Books.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

Sensitivity Reader

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

I like a good whodunit.

Pathology.

William Blake.

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

Book shop

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Book in library - 'Crash tests for dummies' (being read by a crash test dummy).

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

A man reading whilst running on the word LIBRARY

"She's always got her nose in a book."

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

'If you can't afford representation, the court will appoint a lawyer and a book agent.'

"Shh, too much racket."

"I decided to self-publish."

"Everybody wants to meet the author, but nobody wants to read the book."

'Take it from me - after all, I'm in the second grade - learning is a slow, slow process.'

Freud vs freud