Bookie T-Shirts

Bob wondered why his odds had rocketed to 100-1.

"Don't you think I should at least get a no-claims bonus?.. None of my horses have ever won!"

'If I had only met you when you were still a heavy gambler, and I was still a bookie.'

'I should at least get a no-claims bonus. None of my horses have ever won.'

Post Game Day Betting.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Don't you think I should at least get a no-claims bonus? None of my horses have ever won.'

'The going's a little soft today, isn't it?'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

End of the world bet.

'He's the type that gives racing a bad name.'

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

'Don't put any money on him. I caught him betting on the favourite.'

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'My advice? Invest in 'rRising Star' in the first race at Belmont. But what do I know? I'm just the boss' bookie.'

'Fiver on the rabbit, please.'

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

'Ew, kid, we really can't take your 'bottom dollar'.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Track Lighting

'Fiver on the rabbit, please.'

'Are you a turf accountant. . . I want to know how much grass I need for my front garden.'

The Epsom Derby - Weighing up the Odds

A foolish and a betting man.

The betting fever.

'I can sum up the performance of my horse in one word, last.'

'I like the look of that Trojan Boy.'

The Horse Whisperer as a Bookie

Daily Racing Forms: In and Tout trays.

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

'I've worked out why you keep getting beat y a short-half head.'

'I should have stuck to my hunch, to stay at home.'

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

-What is 'horse sense' I wonder? -It's what stops horses from betting on people