Bookies T-Shirts

'It's a fight between me and the world,' - 'I'll have a twenty on the world,'

FIFA Octopus: What? Blue Jays against Nationals? Jays 3-2!

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Author does not do tricks."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Sue the Author 3PM

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

Note Book

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Crime in bookshop

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'