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A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"So much for password protected."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

Girl holding money.

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

The Economy Discovers FFF!

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

Dispute over pocket money

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'