Future Bookmaker Gifts

"Our Bill's very mature for his age"

Audio Books

A child runs an equity stand.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"So much for password protected."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

No caption. (Adult pushes buttons at an ATM. Child pushes buttons at an "APBM" - and Automatic Piggy Bank Machine.)

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'He's precocious.'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Girl holding money.

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'This isn't a diploma. It's a stimulus package!'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'

Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

Dispute over pocket money

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'