Book Tour Pillows

Knowing your audience

Rare Books

The practical psychopath

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

One book... One book... One book...

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Books 'n' Carrots

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Pop Up Pointillism.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Hypnotizing Women

Meet the First-time Novelist....

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

Motor Homes and Reading Material

Fiction book sales.

It is a marathon not a spring! Day two of the Bologna Children's Book Fair.

"Getting the monkey to write the book was easy compared to this book tour."

Books about Me

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

'Book within a Book'

Caution falling books

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'

'Congratulations. You just bought the book I've put up for auction!'

"You're lucky, me, I can't read when travelling: I get motion sickness..."