Book Tour Mugs

Knowing your audience

Rare Books

The practical psychopath

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

One book... One book... One book...

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Books 'n' Carrots

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Pop Up Pointillism.

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Sign in Simon's Books Ltd. Ask About Our High Definition Print.

Hypnotizing Women

Meet the First-time Novelist....

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

Books: Empty Best Sellers Shelves.

Motor Homes and Reading Material

Fiction book sales.

'I'm seeking early parole so I can go on a book-signing tour.'

'Book within a Book'

Book: Reduced - Slightly Damaged

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"Getting the monkey to write the book was easy compared to this book tour."

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

Caution falling books

Books about Me

"You're lucky, me, I can't read when travelling: I get motion sickness..."

"There's an informal Q. and A., and then, afterward, the author's sad flirting with some fan."