Browsing Books Pillows

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Rare Books

Great British Eccentrics.

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Multi-Generational Books

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'And that,and that,and that...'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Telling Self to Buzz Off

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"Do NOT refresh this page."

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Just look'in'

Book

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'No thanks, just looking.'

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Bib's E-Book Readers.

Publisher: 'Do we need more books?'

Questions Online

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

'We've decided to try to re-kindle our romance novels.'

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

A man looks through books in a section of a bookstore labeled "Plagiarism".