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Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You've changed."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Rare Books

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

Great British Eccentrics.

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'