Book Lovers With A Sense Of Irony Pillows

'There are so many books on 'How to Get On'...They don't seem to have had much effect...I suppose you've only 'got on' if you've written a book about it.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do it yourself books.

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Tree Funeral

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

K9 Authors.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

The Farmer Sutra.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

You're Out Of Order

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

Watch Your Step

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Need anything today?'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

Marriage counsellor with 'Better' and 'Worse' desk trays.

We're nocturnal. Do you know any nocturnes?

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

'I see lot's of water...'

Venetian without the knowledge