Book Lovers With A Sense Of Irony Gifts

'There are so many books on 'How to Get On'...They don't seem to have had much effect...I suppose you've only 'got on' if you've written a book about it.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do it yourself books.

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Tree Funeral

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'This pie chart clearly demonstrates the distain with which most people regard pie charts.'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

K9 Authors.

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

The Farmer Sutra.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

You're Out Of Order

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'Good book?'

Clancy: Extending Overdrafts

Watch Your Step

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'Need anything today?'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but the first minute I saw you I wished you the worst."

Marriage counsellor with 'Better' and 'Worse' desk trays.

'Self-help books for cynics'

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"As I near my 9th life, I feel I’m entering a post-curious, pre-fatalist phase of existence."

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

'No, but you're getting warmer.'

'I see lot's of water...'

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

Venetian without the knowledge