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'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Sue the Author 3PM

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Isabel Allende

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Books / Coffee table books

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

King and Jester

Book Lovers in Richmond

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Jester

'This new jester doth appeal to me.'

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."