Book Chewing Comedian T-Shirts

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Bront?saurus.'

Book Worm

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

The Farmer Sutra.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

Larry's Literary Market.

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

Crime section.

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

I read that book on hot cereal. It started out simmering and bubbling with excitement. It rose to a boiling point but then just got mushy. After that it was just grueling!

Eat, Pray, Love Hot Dogs

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

In writing War and Peace, Tolstoy was going for the big laugh, but the more he wrote, the more elusive it became.

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'Margaret Atwood is going green'

'If you can't afford one, the court will assign a ghost writer to handle any book deals.'

'I'm afraid your problem is a serious misprint in your home-medical guide.'