Book Buffet Enthusiast Gifts

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Reading my Critics

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

Audio Books

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Myths and legends...

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

Shakespeare Street

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"I think I see your deadline approaching."