Book Barker Mugs

Publisher to book writer holding up 'Get on Oprah' sign: 'So that's the extent of your marketing plan?'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Great British Eccentrics.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

Addicted to reading

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Can't you just look at the pictures,daddy? Some of us have to get up for school in the morning!"

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Plagiarism

Menifee Madness

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

Literate Dogs.

Red book

Down with leather bookbinding. Read paperbacks.

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

Library Closures.

"Your nightstand must be the most ambitious piece of furniture in the whole house."

'Great Books' 'Good Books' 'Trash'

I went to the book store, drank coffee, listened to some guitar player, talked to a friend, and forgot to buy my book!

Conan the Librarian.

"Yes, Gary, I'm sure the school hasn't banned your math textbook. Now, go back to class."

Banned!