Book Barterer Mugs

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Author does not do tricks."

Sue the Author 3PM

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Non-Fiction / Nun-Fiction

Crime in bookshop

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...