Book Battler Mugs

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

Plagiarism

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

'It wouldn't work out Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet Explorer, and you're Google Web Browser.'

In too deep

"It's that sense of dread again, about the state of my inbox."

Publisher to book writer holding up 'Get on Oprah' sign: 'So that's the extent of your marketing plan?'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

It's so quaint that you're reading a book. Stuff it. You really should get a e-reader. They're hip, great-looking. The future. And apparently you can get really good books on them. Apparently? Owning it is the main thing. Reading is for book people. I fear truth in this.

Builder adjusting a wall.

Blank Books, Blank Screenplays

"I'd thought the battle for your loan was over, but I see you've since suffered some collateral damage."

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

'I also examined you for insurance but didn't find any.'

'Let him struggle; it's the only exercise he gets.'

'Hold it, Harris I've decided to retire this morning!'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

Crime section in a library.

War of the Supermarkets

"And for my next trick, I shall attempt to open a supermarket carrier bag without losing my temper."

'Welcome to our book club. Have a seat until we call on you to defend your book with your fists.'

Debt.