Bookstore Brawler Mugs

Psychology in Action - on sale at $10.95.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The practical psychopath

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Monster Self-Help

Crime in bookshop

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

Pre Pandemic/Post Pandemic

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Shakespeare reading.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

Women's and men's magazines.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."