Book Binder Mugs

Addicted to reading

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Customers who bought 'The Three Little Pigs' also bought...."

The Frog Prince

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Small child checks out a book.

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

A feminist Christmas.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Here's Waldo

"No - wait, I haven't read them all yet..."

"I think I've made a breakthrough concerning the structure of matter."

" 'Goodnight room. Goodnight moon.' "

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

"No, I'm the tortoise with the hair."

Beware of chesire dog.

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'