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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

U of Debt

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. Teach a man to fish and you can charge a consulting fee."

'Answer these constituents letters. Tell them to go to hell in a nice way.'

All Hail the Matriarchy

Isabel Allende

"Just go with the workflow."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Gold Medal for IOC boss Thomas Bach in the discipline of Brown-Nosing-Dictators-For-Money.

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Marcel Proust

"I'm not only a Guardian Angel, I'm also an expert at turnarounds."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

New from Low-Key Press.

"Anything goes today: I want this to be a free and open discussion of my entrenched positions."